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Joker
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Posted: January 22 2007 at 1:02pm \| IP Logged

How many GB members does it take to change a light bulb?

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ring
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Posted: January 22 2007 at 10:37pm \| IP Logged

floresent or standard 100 watt?

Joker
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Posted: January 24 2007 at 12:00am \| IP Logged

Standard (incandescent). They're easier to change...

Edited by Joker on January 24 2007 at 12:02am

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Posted: January 24 2007 at 8:47am \| IP Logged

Why would they bother trying to change the light? If they preach the light gets bright, they should be standing around waiting for the light to get brighter.

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Joker
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Posted: January 24 2007 at 10:11am \| IP Logged

Thats what they should do Orionstar but the answer to the question of how many is none. Satan does it for them.

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ring
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Posted: January 26 2007 at 1:01pm \| IP Logged

That crazy satan.....ruler of this wicked world and still finds time to help the little people change light bulbs

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Posted: January 26 2007 at 4:20pm \| IP Logged

Governing Body Welcomes New Members

Friday, May 17, 2:34pm ET

BROOKLYN HEIGHTS, NY (AP) - The Governing Body of the Christian Congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses (formerly the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of New York) named four new members to their ranks yesterday according to a press release.
Samuel Herd, the bodys first African-American member; Guy Pierce; Steve Lett; and David Splane joined the secretive group after the death of Governing Body liaison to the United Nations Lloyd "Wild Beast" Barry died.

Long time members report that the four "kids" as they are referred to, being some 30 years younger then the remaining members, were welcomed to the reclusive group by the traditional initiation of changing 144,000 light bulbs in the massive Patterson, NY complex and eating strained peas without a spoon.

The "kids" also spent the weekend practicing their water to wine skills and trying to avoid getting pantsed by Teddy "Tex" Jarecz.

Showing his signature sense of humor when asked during a phone interview Monday how he liked joining the reclusive group, Samuel "Bling Bling" Herd just wanted to know "where da bitches at?"

Watchtower spokesman J.R. Brown could not be reached for comment.

Joker
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Posted: January 31 2007 at 4:48pm \| IP Logged

Watchtower spokesman J.R. Brown could not be reached for comment cause he found "Where da' bitches at"

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